I’m Micaela. Here’s all you really need to know about me:

• I grew up in an Indiana town, had a good-lookin’ mama who never was around.

• I am not la reina del bugalu.

• I just ran out of songs with lyrics that are somewhat germane to this topic. Damn.

• I like to take photos as a hobby. This website exists purely as a place to share them online.

• That photo of me is well over a decade old, but that’s as close as I’m going to get to putting my face on the Internet, so enjoy.